Disco Inferno 4000 Processing Unit

This is where you make an incredibly painful website as a horrible joke of a surprise for some unsuspecting bastard. Hooray!

First, what text do you want to say (keep it under 100 characters):

Next, what do you want the background color to be? Big decision, here: Aqua Green Lime Orange Yellow Purple Chartreuse Fuchsia Deep Pink Black Red Blue Violet Blue