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Are you overly obsessed with Dance Dance Revolution (DDR)?

 

  • Do you play ddr?
    yes!
    no!

  • Do your friends play ddr?
    well yeah, what else would they do?
    no, but they make fun of me for playing >.<
    nah, they're not that lame
  • Can you cata?
    but of course.
    HAHAHAHHA! *sob* no.
  • Passed either/both of the Maxs on heavy?
    hellz yeah
    not yet
    who?
  • Got blisters & callouses?
    oh yeah
    nope
  • Have a home pad?
    I have a soft pad, it's squished in the closet somewhere
    My 1337 ghetto home pad consists of black tape on the ground
    modded w/hard wood and plastic all the way baby!
    redoctane, or built my own hard pads
    nah
  • Freestyle much?
    yeah I can kneedrop, and even spin
    not as well as I'd like, but I have 1827401274 videos on my comp of ddrers that can!
    alot of those videos star me, but I'm too busy practicing my b-boy and break moves and being in tournaments to download them
    haha no, freestyling is lame
  • 8-ball?
    yeah, his moves are 1337
    no way man, I could so 0wnz0r him on a machine, check this out! *knee-drops*
    yeah, I love to play pool, why do you ask?
  • Do you post on ddr forums?
    yeah, like several times a day, that's where my social life is man!
    occasionally, usually I'm too busy playing ddr though
    ew no, online forums are for lamers!
  • Do alot of people know you by your handle?
    yeah
    nope
  • Have you ever met/wanted to meet a boyfriend or girlfriend though ddr?
    HAHAHA! Have you *looked* that the sort of people that play ddr? Virgin Central!
    well yeah, it's more fun to date someone with that common interest
    sometimes I think I'd like a sig other, but I'm too busy playing ddr to have one or find one
  • Have you ever used ddr as a means to hit on anyone?
    hey baby, check out my Dynamite Rave freestyle! *kneedrops*
    people are naturally impressed by my godlike playing skills
    nah, that's just silly!
  • Ever had sexual fantasies involving being on a ddr machine?
    that's sick, man
    um, maybe...ok, yes! and boy are they hot!
  • DDR teams?
    Yeah, I'm on one
    I've experienced too much drama from them, so no thank you!
    No, but I'd like to be on one
    No, they sux0r
  • You have/need a job because
    being able to pay bills is essential
    feeding my 92759012951 token a week need at the arcade is essential
  • Would you get an arcade job just so you could play more ddr?
    nah, that's obsessive
    yes I would/I already have one!
  • Ba kkwo!
    everything must change!
    eh?

  • asian
    aZn
  • Maxx unlimited boost 1.5x reverse scroll?
    done it & 0wn3d it
    I wish
    ... huh?
  • Kneedrop?
    hellz yeah, I'm 1337
    *slap for suggessing such a harebrained thing*
    *blank stare*

 

 

 

 

 

 

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