When you were young, did you have dreams? Did you think that the world was going to unfold before you like a lawn chair of destiny? There was no way anything could go wrong for you, the world was your burrito. Well, you shall now learn the vicious seal-clubbing reality that is Life as You Know It.
This quiz will not only tell you what you want to be when you grow up, but will also give you the cold hard facts of your future (or possibly even current) reality. Warning: results may be more bitter then you bargained for!
Imagine yourself as you were in elementary school when answering these questions: