What Kind Of Processed Meat Are You?: Quizzes by Ptocheia

Yay, meat!

You know you've always wanted to know what kind of processed meat you are. I mean, who hasn't, really? Needless to say, this quiz will provide you with that knowledge, and it is a beautiful thing indeed.

Note: This quiz is silly and ridiculous. You have been warned.

1. Do you often use lotion?

Yes
No

2. If you were teleported back to the mid 1980's, would you describe yourself as tubular?

Totally, dude
Nope!

3. Care for some breakfast?

Yes, please
No thank you!

4. That's a nice set of buns you have there.

Why thank you!
...huh?!

5. Would you, err, spread it for me?

But of course!
...what?!

6. Sept 7th should always be celebrated!

Hells yeah!
huh?

7. Boy do you have a goofy sense of humor!

Well, I suppose I do!
No way!

8. So how do you feel about your local police force?

I love the boys (and girls) in blue!
Down with the Man!

9. Would you care for some fingers with your lunch?

Mmm yes please!
...eew?

10. Do you like singing jingles about your protein sources?

But of course.
No way.

11. Do you consider yourself rather knowledgeable about wood cutting tools?

Indeed!
Nope.

12. Would you appreciate it if Weird Al Yankovic wrote a song about you?

Who wouldn't?
Err..no thank you.

13. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Ja!
uhh...nein?

14. Do you ever just want to really hug a dachshund?

Yes! So cute and tasty!
Nope.